you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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