called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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