things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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