This girl is more easily done than said...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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