can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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