Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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