do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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