You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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