We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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