Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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