Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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