The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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