i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize