I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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