I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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