Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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