She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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