i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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