Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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