Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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