He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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