Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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