Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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