He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he was CRYING into my vagina
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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