I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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