I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I have aggressive nipples.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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