He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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