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say what?
wanna hang out?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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