He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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