I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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