it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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