I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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