i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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