I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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