At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I wish i was in the wii world.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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