Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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