Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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