sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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