it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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