Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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