i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We talked him into tasing himself.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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