so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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