doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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