I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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