Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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