I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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