nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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