Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer

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(316): View more from Kansas

What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?

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(406): View more from Montana

Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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(305): View more from Florida

I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.

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(850): View more from Florida

My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.

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