Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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