READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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