I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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