i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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