Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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