He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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