Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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