Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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