Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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